TV-PG. Emmett "borrows" a rare gaming card from Derek, but is in trouble when a teacher confiscates it. The stakes are raised when Emmett discovers the same teacher using the card at a tournament.
TV-PG. Emmett produces a 'shockumentary' showcasing the tyranny of the intricate system of penalty jars for grammatical offenses. The family revolts and smashes the jars.
TV-PG. Emmett's plan to build a drone is put on hold so he can get Conner an awesome birthday present; a wild hawk. Wayne spends more quality time with Emmett; resurrecting Emmett's drone project.
TV-PG. Emmett has a crush on his math tutor, but she has a thing for Adam. To even the playing fields, Emmett uses underhanded tactics to make Adam less desirable.
TV-PG. Paige heads off to visit Wayne who's away on business, but the kids plans for an exciting adult-free weekend is ruined when Bentley converts his parents bedroom into a bed and breakfast.
TV-PG. Wayne, Paige and Adam are fed up with chauffeuring Bentley. They insist he get his learner's permit even though he is scared of driving.
TV-PG. When Adam injures himself sneaking in from a party late at night, Emmett covers for him and has to endure the consequences. Wayne is worried about Adam's football career and Bentley is jealous.
TV-PG. Derek's behavior leads his brothers to surmise he has a girlfriend and are shocked to discover he's actually in a choir. Much to Derek's chagrin, Bentley, Paige and Emmett hone in on his choir life.
TV-PG. Emmett convinces his siblings to create a haunted house. Adam and Emmett procure a very realistic fake cadaver from the teaching hospital, but it turns out the fake cadaver isn't so fake!
TV-PG. The basement hockey tournament is cut short when Wayne enlists the kids to help him finish Paige's gift, a she?shed. Paige discovers she hates working in the she-shed but must hide it from Wayne.
TV-PG. Wayne and Paige ban Emmett from playing video games, sending him into a downward spiral. Paige seeks Adam's help to improve her hand/eye coordination and Wayne reveals a secret about his past.
TV-PG. It's no easy task to organize 5 children on a last minute trip to Paris. Emmett can't find his passport, Conner is scared of flying, Bentley and Adam disagree and Derek gets locked in his safe room.
