Paige heads off to visit Wayne who's away on business, but the kids plans for an exciting adult-free weekend is ruined when Bentley converts his parents bedroom into a bed and breakfast.
Emmett enlists his siblings to help him manufacture t-shirts in the garage, but it turns out the logo Emmett is using is in violation of a charity's copyright.
Bentley's club, The Sophisticates, is embroiled in a turf war with a rival club, The Aficionados, over ownership of the best library spot. To solve their problem, Bentley hosts a quip off.
Wayne, Paige and Adam are fed up with chauffeuring Bentley. They insist he get his learner's permit even though he is scared of driving.