The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show

5 Seasons

TV comedy writer Rob Petrie balances a suburban home life with wife Laura and his wise-cracking office colleagues.

The Dick Van Dyke Show
  • My Mother Can Beat Up My Father

    Episode 1

    TV-PG-V. Laura proves herself more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

  • The Ghost of A. Chantz

    Episode 2

    TV-G. Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

  • The Lady and the Babysitter

    Episode 3

    TV-G. Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

  • A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

    Episode 4

    TV-G. Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a feud over a neighbor's crabgrass.

  • The Man From Emperor

    Episode 5

    TV-G. When Rob is offered a job as humor consultant at a magazine for man-about-town, he runs into trouble with Laura.

  • Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

    Episode 6

    TV-G. Sally is romanced by a secret admirer when the owner of a delicatessen delivers flowers with her sandwich.

  • 4 1/2

    Episode 7

    TV-G. Rob and Laura are on their way to visit the doctor when they are trapped in a stalled elevator with a man who attempts to rob them.

  • The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

    Episode 8

    TV-G. The "Alan Brady" writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

  • Three Letters From One Wife

    Episode 9

    TV-G. Rob puts his job at risk when he convinces Alan Brady to host a cultural documentary program.

  • Pink Pills and Purple Parents

    Episode 10

    TV-PG-V. Laura takes two of Millie's prescription pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

  • It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

    Episode 11

    TV-PG-L. Rob tries to get a raise for Buddy and Sally from Alan Brady's tight-fisted accountant.

  • The Death of the Party

    Episode 12

    TV-G. Rob struggles to hide his flu symptoms at a family party rather than admit Laura was right to warn him about golfing in damp conditions.

  • My Two Showoffs and Me

    Episode 13

    TV-G. Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll all end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done.

  • Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

    Episode 14

    TV-G. Rob is once again forced to thwart another scheme of his old but manipulative friend, Neil Schenk.

  • Brother, Can You Spare $2,500?

    Episode 15

    TV-G. Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

  • The Impractical Joke

    Episode 16

    TV-G. Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

  • Stacey Petrie, Part I

    Episode 17

    TV-PG-L. Fresh out of the Army, Stacey Petrie arrives to open his nightclub and marry his fiancée whom he's never met.

  • Stacey Petrie, Part II

    Episode 18

    TV-PG. Stacey Petrie tries to save his new business from closing and his romance from ending.

  • Boy No. 1, Boy No. 2

    Episode 19

    TV-G. Millie and Laura become two terrible stage mothers when Rob agrees to hire Ritchie and Freddie for a commercial.

  • The Redcoats Are Coming

    Episode 20

    TV-G. Rob agrees to have a popular British singing duo spend the night at his home when they appear on "The Alan Brady Show."

  • The Case of the Pillow

    Episode 21

    TV-G. Rob takes a shady salesman to court for selling Laura smelly feather pillows.

  • Young Man With a Shoehorn

    Episode 22

    TV-G. Buddy and Rob run a shoe store they've invested in after chasing off its only full-time salesman.

  • Girls Will Be Boys

    Episode 23

    TV-G. Rob and Laura are in a quandary over how Ritchie can protect himself from a girl who's been persistently beating him up at school.

  • Bupkis
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    Episode 24

    Bupkis

    Episode 24

    TV-G. When Rob learns that a song he co-wrote in the Army is a radio hit, he starts a fight with an old buddy over authorship rights.