The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show

4 Seasons

TV comedy writer Rob Petrie balances a suburban home life with wife Laura and his wise-cracking office colleagues.

The Dick Van Dyke Show
  • Never Name a Duck

    Episode 1

    TV-PG. TV-G. When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

  • The Two Faces of Rob

    Episode 2

    TV-G. To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

  • The Attempted Marriage

    Episode 3

    TV-G. A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

  • Bank Book 6565696

    Episode 4

    TV-G. Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

  • Hustling the Hustler

    Episode 5

    TV-G. Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

  • My Husband Is Not a Drunk

    Episode 6

    TV-G. A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

  • What's in a Middle Name?

    Episode 7

    TV-G. Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

  • Like a Sister

    Episode 8

    TV-G. A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

  • The Night the Roof Fell In

    Episode 9

    TV-PG. A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

  • The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

    Episode 10

    TV-PG-D. Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

  • A Bird in the Head Hurts

    Episode 11

    TV-PG-V. Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

  • Gesundheit, Darling

    Episode 12

    TV-G. Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

  • A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

    Episode 13

    TV-PG-L. Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

  • Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

    Episode 14

    TV-G. Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

  • The Cat Burglar

    Episode 15

    TV-PG-V. A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

  • The Foul-Weather Girl

    Episode 16

    TV-G. Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

  • Will You Two Be My Wife?

    Episode 17

    TV-PG-V. Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

  • Ray Murdock's X-Ray

    Episode 18

    TV-PG. Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

  • I Was a Teenage Head Writer

    Episode 19

    TV-G. An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

  • It May Look Like a Walnut

    Episode 20

    TV-PG-V. Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

  • My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

    Episode 21

    TV-G. Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

  • Don't Trip Over That Mountain

    Episode 22

    TV-G. Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

  • Give Me Your Walls

    Episode 23

    TV-G. Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

  • The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

    Episode 24

    TV-G. Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.